IF ANYONE EVER TELLS YOU THAT SUCKER PUNCH IS AIMLESS ALMOST-PORN FOR NERD BOYS YOU PUNCH THEM RIGHT IN THE THROAT BECAUSE THAT IS THE FURTHEST FROM THE TRUTH. SIT YOUR ASS DOWN BECAUSE I’M ABOUT TO TELL YOU ABOUT THIS GODDAMN MOVIE.
THIS MOVIE IS SO FUCKING SELF-EMPOWERING, SO MIND-TWISTING WITH LAYERS AND LAYERS OF SETTING UNTIL YOU’RE LOST TO WHAT’S REAL AND WHAT’S FAKE. THESE GIRLS WHO ARE BEING PROSTITUTED AGAINST THEIR WILL FIGHT TO TAKE BACK THEIR BODIES THE ONLY WAY THEY CAN AND THEY WILL NOT STOP UNTIL THEY’RE FREE.
THE MUSIC IN THIS MOVIE MAKES YOU WANT TO SLAY A PLANET OF ZOMBIES AND KICK-ASS BOOTS AND SEQUINED SKIRTS BECAUSE THAT’S WHAT IT’S ABOUT. THESE GIRLS FUCKING DESTROY EVERYTHING IN THEIR PATHS IN MINI-SKIRTS THAT THEY KNOW THEY LOOK MORE BADASS THAN DEAN WINCHESTER IN AND THEY USE IT TO THEIR FUCKING ADVANTAGE AND IF YOU DON’T THINK THAT’S THE COOLEST SHIT I HOPE YOU HAVE TO RUN ACROSS A FIELD OF LEGOS AND PICK OUT EVERY SINGLE WHITE TWO-PIECE YOU LITTLE SHIT
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I don’t go running because I want to be thin.
I go running because
and tell you
this is literally my favorite running post of all time. hands down.
don’t even get me started on how bad i felt for Mjölnir during this part of the movie. the poor hammer had no fucking idea where to go.
#I’M HERE THOR! #THE FUCK? #THOR WHY ARE YOU ON JOTUNHEIM? #DOESN’T MATTER I’M ON MY WAY! #WAIT.WHAT? HOW ARE YOU NOW ON THE DARK WORLD? #NOW MIDGARD #HOW ARE YOU DOING THIS?! #I’M CONFUSED
That’s a nice otp you got there
it’d be a shame if one WAS BRUTALLY EXECUTED IN FRONT OF THE OTHER
Don’t you go there…
NOW WE KNOW WHAT ADAM DID IN HELL
I just fell in love with Jake Abel all over again
how to go from being adorably cute to frickle frackling gorgeous in the course of one musical sequence: a song by elsa
Hooray! Peace in our time.
i am craving Taco Bell.. i gotta stay strong i cut fast food out of my diet 5 days ago
you can doing it. just give the french frying to a me
i almost said something rude but i went to your blog and english isn’t your first language and this is actually pretty good for someone who never formally learned english im proud of you
thanks you friend. it my third language. i try harder for french frying